I'm boring, most people call me by my name but as ever there are exceptions.
H-Bird - as named by chloe, im not sure why. but i likes it
Helebe - this is an old one! possibly orginating from primary school when we were hippies cos we were too cool like.
Chef - I am a chef, she is my slave. end of.
HVB - Those initials i hate, but I forgive the person who calls me this as they are rather special.
Miss Bird - At work the kids had to call me this, i worked with one of my best friends so it kinda stuck
Mademoiselle Oiseau - French version of the above.
Thats about it.
I will no doubt think of more.